From tdurdell@Phoenix.kent.edu Sat Mar 23 20:55:43 CST 1996
Article: 31913 of rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
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From: tdurdell@Phoenix.kent.edu (Thomas Durdella)
Newsgroups: rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
Subject: "New Hair Squigs for Orks"
Date: 22 Mar 1996 05:49:19 GMT
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"Are you a shiney roofed Ork wut can't get da chicks?
Duz your rug get blown off yer noggin as yer racing into battle on yer
bike?
Are the madboyz all folloin' you around makin soundz like a flatulent
Jokaero?

Well, we can't do anyfing about dat last wun, but we can help you wif
the first... uh first... two.

At Hair Squigs for Orkz we understand how much it matters to todayz
boyz dat their lid don't go gettin lost in da middle o' battle (or
grubbed by dem no-good Def Skullz). Dat'z why we develuped our
patented system of hair squig imp...im...plan... uh, how we puts it
der.

Lotz o' 'eadbutz are used to build skar tishyew on your noodle. Dis
prevents you from feeling the steel reinforced fangs of our speshully
raised hair squig/face-eater squig crossbreed. We garuntee deez babyz
won't come orf... ever!

An remember, I'm not only da kaptin of Hair Squig fer Orkz, I'm gonna
krak you upside yer zoggin 'ead if you don't cough up da teef for wun
right now, you no good zoggin git!!"

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extreme violence from a large green thing with a bright red mop on
his head. TOM takes no responsibility for it's content and in no way
endorses the product advertised.

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TOM                                                                           
tdurdell@Phoenix.kent.edu                                                     
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