Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 10:31:14 -0500 (CDT)
From: Peter Andrew Siekierski <pas4189@unix.tamu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
Subject: [HUMOUR][WH40K]Re: Strategy Cards I'd Like to see...

Here are a few from Tom Beliech's proposed "supplement to end all supplements"
entitled "Dark Gitz Whose Guns Are Too Big":

"Daemonic Art Critic" - A Bloodthirster, who is also a paid GW miniatures
 judge, will appear next to and attack the worst painted miniature on the
 battlefield - better make sure it's not yours when you use this card.
 
"Look, it's Elvis!" - This card may be played on an enemy squad or model.
 The targets must make a leadership check. If they fail, they have to turn
 around 180 degrees and look behind them.
 
"Chinese Fire Drill" - Played on a transport vehicle. Any troops inside
 the vehicle must immediately exit, stare blankly at each other, and go
 back inside, thus preventing both the troops and the vehicle from doing
 anything useful for the turn.
 
"Gone Broke!" - Played on any one enemy squad or character. This enemy is
 assumed to have been purchasing his weapons from Guns Workshop ("GW")
 and thus loses his/their most powerful weapon(s) because the prices were
 too high to afford the good stuff.

...and here's a few from my own proposed supplement to his supplement,
"Angels of Sarcasm":

"Daemonic Rules Lawyer" - You may play this card at the first sign of a
 rules dispute. Rick Priestley appears in a puff of smoke and re-writes
 the rules in your favour.

"Gimme That, Punk!" - Play this card on any model who has been issued a
 "Unique" wargear card without prior consent from the opponent
 (which would be you). The original owner of the card shows up and will
 engage the owner of said item in close combat if it is not returned
 immediately.

"Isn't It Ironic?" - You may play this card whenever an enemy fires a
 weapon that uses the artillery, sustained fire, and/or scatter dice. Treat
 as if all of the dice had come up as jams and/or hit-misfire results. No
 Alanis, this isn't irony either - just bad luck!

"Er... Jones Is Fine, Jim" - Play this card at the start of the game to
 cancel one effect from the Tyranid event table.

Pete